the world will smile

"I have this disease late at night sometimes involving alcohol and the telephone."

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:21:54 -0400

“I have this disease late at night sometimes involving alcohol and the telephone.”

- Slaughterhouse-Five, Kurt Vonnegut. (via luckycolourblue)

alrights: alrights: alrights: help im broke i spent all my money on coffee jk i have 5 more...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:12:57 -0400

alrights:

alrights:

alrights:

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

supersmileyblog: psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:12:30 -0400

supersmileyblog:

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

Yes

con-affetto-kiko: A series of prototype posters I did to...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:57:24 -0400

con-affetto-kiko:

A series of prototype posters I did to address verbal abuse.

I was kind enough to have willing models and a great photographer. Thank you for all your help.

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:57:18 -0400

justhistorythings: Submitted by Anonymous. (Cannibalism at...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:56:10 -0400

justhistorythings:

Submitted by Anonymous.

(Cannibalism at Jamestown article)

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:55:28 -0400

cabinporn: Abandoned cabin built for significant snowfall...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:53:58 -0400

cabinporn:

Abandoned cabin built for significant snowfall outside Silverton, Colorado.

Contributed by Scott Shondeck

lawlschool-adventures: So my older sister (the kindergarten teacher) was working on ‘UT’ words with...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:50:28 -0400

lawlschool-adventures:

So my older sister (the kindergarten teacher) was working on ‘UT’ words with her kids today and asked them what words they know with ‘UT’ in them.

Naturally, one child yelled out ‘SLUT’

greeleys: bubonickitten: help, i can’t stop laughing NOT ONE...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:49:04 -0400

greeleys:

bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

NOT ONE SINGLE ONE FAILED TO MAKE ME PISS MYSELF>

lintunen: if someone thinks this tweet is legit, just.. if...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:47:35 -0400

lintunen:

if someone thinks this tweet is legit, just.. if you’re going to reblog something, check the source first.

mybigfatredwedding: How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion,...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:47:28 -0400

mybigfatredwedding:

How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease

photojojo: Each year, surfers flock to the Tahitian village of...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:46:40 -0400

photojojo:

Each year, surfers flock to the Tahitian village of Teahupoo to ride what photographer Ben Thouard calls “..the most powerful and perfectly artistic waves in the world.”

A Surfer’s Paradise Yields Equally Impressive Photos

via NPR Picture Show

albruce-jzcruzer-captainx: You Had One Job

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:45:29 -0400

albruce-jzcruzer-captainx:

You Had One Job

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:45:15 -0400

agentlehobbit: Ladies and gentlemen… I present to you: Olivia...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:42:12 -0400

agentlehobbit:

Ladies and gentlemen… I present to you: Olivia Wilde

schoolofcharmmentality: Cry cry cry. Can I have one of these to...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:25:25 -0400

schoolofcharmmentality:

Cry cry cry.

Can I have one of these to make me feel better?

2013yearoflettering: Day 126: The smallest act of kindness is...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:47:22 -0400

2013yearoflettering:

Day 126: The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention. -Oscar Wilde.

finding-a-free-username-is-hard: When Yahoo try to get in with...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:46:47 -0400

finding-a-free-username-is-hard:

When Yahoo try to get in with the Tumblr Famous.

Jesus fucking Christ, this class is a shitshow today. We are talking about the march in DC on July...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:46:19 -0400

Jesus fucking Christ, this class is a shitshow today. We are talking about the march in DC on July 4th and people are so goddamn annoying. One other guy and I are both looking really annoyed right now; someone just said that one guy open-carrying a loaded gun is no different than 1,000 people carrying loaded weapons at one time through our nation’s Capitol, at which point I said “Yes. Totally the same.” and the other guy snickered.